Sunday, January 14, 2007

Funny Joke To Start 2007

Hi Guys,

Sorry for the delay in posting. I have a joke for you that I got from a trashy 'Zoo' magazine. I love it. I hope you do too.

Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from uni. In the bush he came across a young elephant with one leg raised in the air. The animal was distressed, so Mkele approached carefully. He inspected its foot and found a large thorn in it. As carefully as he could, Mkele worked the thorn out. The elephant turned and stared at him. Mkele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually, the beast trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures came over to Mkele. It stared at him and lifted its foot off the ground, then put it down, then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at Mkele. Remembering that earlier encounter, Mkele wondered if this was the same elephant. Summoning up his coourage, he climbed the railing, entered the enclosure, walked up to the elephant and stared back in absolute wonder. Suddenly, the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mkele's legs and swung him wildly back and fourth into the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

I know this is a little sick, but, my God, it's funny!!!!! Happy New Year everyone. Will talk to you soon.

Jack Handy Thought For The Day: If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "forgive me, but that's just too much."


At Tuesday, January 16, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe that is so your humour! I can picture you laughing at the joke before you retell it to people!
Miss you heaps!


At Wednesday, January 24, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is hilarious. It's good to be reading your posts again dear Anika!



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